Laura

Dancing beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free.

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@whereby how do I remove the setting that reads a persons hand gesture and turns it into an emoji? Can’t tell you how inappropriate it was in a therapy session today to have the screen flooded with thumbs up emojis

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@Miss_Snuffy Hopefully in me having a say in how and when I go if I have something that is terminal within 6 months and unbearable to live with. As a disabled person I’d like a bit of dignity and control.

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@ladychatterley I forgot Victoria Wood 😲 I’m mortified and beating myself on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly as pennance

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@SkyNews It’s his choice, I’d rather that than someone hypocritcally doing it to avoid media backlash. I’m attending a remembrance service today because I want to. I’m not going to go around yelling at people who’ve decided not to.

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@LordAshcroft @realDonaldTrump Have you thought of adding “shit-stirrer” to your bio?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@TheRealJamieKay @MarinaPurkiss They’ve not suffered the mind bending pain of an ectopic pregnancy and had their life hang in the balance?

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@thetimes ‘Low six-figure salary’ FML, out of touch much?

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@trussliz Did you think your mini budget was some kind of fever dream? You really fucked things up and now the grown ups are having to tidy your mess

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@hashjenni Rarely, I’m really not that bothered by that people seeing my actual face 😂

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@fesshole I remember it as - you can c a practice. Like you can c a licence. You can’t see the verb

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@Luiseach Throw him in the gunwales till he’s sober

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@LauraFMcConnell @seanmcdonald01 Squirrel!

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@MAFShysteria She’s one of those bullies that’s inexplicably popular with the teachers. She was never properly called out for inserting herself in Charlie and Eve’s relationship and bullying Charlie out.

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@DPJHodges Remind me, how much did Taylor Swift generate for the UK economy during her Era’s tour? You remember what sort of dance class the little girls who were murdered were attending? Remind me how much Taylor donated to food banks in every city she played? Right to protect and meet her

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@MartinSLewis It’s financially discriminatory. Those better off already get chance to travel, even further than Europe. Those who can’t, don’t.

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@MarinaPurkiss When they get caught. Otherwise it’s just what they secretly do

[Laura @SmoutsAbout]

@FlavorFlav Impossible to get tickets and tbh I couldn’t afford it if I did manage to get through 🥴

[Brendan May @bmay]

Me, learning that an old friend of the Prime Minister offered him a quiet space so that his 16 year old son could revise for his GCSEs away from the bustle of an entire media circus camped outside his window.