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I'm just a rachet Samson.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

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I got a new car praisedalawd

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I got a one dollar raise today!! After only 30 days badabingbadaboom

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@Apple could y’all bring back the battery percent showing at all times, please

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I bought great value Nutella and it tasted like great value Nutella. I’m mad

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Everyone is high key pieces of friend garbage

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Yall want so bad to be someone else you’re wasting all the time you have to be you

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It’s taking my all to not uber eats Steak ‘n Shake to my door

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Honestly this is gross

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Its like I know it’s a really bad joke but I keep telling it

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@johnlegend we need season 3 of underground. I can’t not know what happened to Rosalee 😭😭😭😭

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Can we just talk about how shady it was for Drake to say "don't make me give you back to the hood" I'm here for it

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Life is a spiraling black abyss

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Phoebe Bridgers has changed my life

[kay ⚢ @softcamellia]

if sex is a sin then why did god make my pussy so fat

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Apple music is the best thing that ever happened to me

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Can I go one day without ramen? The answer is no

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Friendship is keeping two pairs of chopsticks in your bag in case ya bitch needs a pair too

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What are boundaries

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When your mom doesn't answer so you blow up her phone