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Michigander, @umich alum, @unioncomedy founder I love a Dachshund named Linus and a planet named Earth. Mostly little gripes. she/her 🌹

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Watching Chris Cuomo interview Andrew Cuomo is like watching a grape interview a raisin.

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@karma_gardener It has to be an issue with the app I think but had a tiny heart attack anyway.

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@kryssycakes fr what in the world

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Breaking: U.S. military airlifting emergency lozenge to President Biden. #SOTU2024

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I told the ceo of DuPont ‘tear down that wall’ and all 183 ceos nodded

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Kamala’s got a real clapping robot vibe tonight.

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@PicturesFoIder Hear me out: the problem is school.

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@deanos5150 @AZTVChick They will probably be relieved. They didn’t build their experience, boomers did.

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The same state of Alabama which just executed Kenneth Smith via nitrogen gas asphyxiation would like you to know that frozen embryos are “children” because as per the Bible, human life cannot be destroyed without incurring the wrath of a Holy God.

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@michael_hoerger Late stage capitalism is exhausting

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How we talked about the dog when his autoimmune disease flared.

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SEE IT: President Biden unusually strong today, shows off some vigor. WATCH

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I love how everyone is like oh yeah it’s a “cyber attack”. It’s gonna be realllly tough for grandpas to get us behind whatever (other) war they’re doing.

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@clhubes Was recently told letting my kid see my uncovered body was abuse. I am wondering at what exact day I am supposed to go from feeding them with my body to blindfolding them when I change my clothes.

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@ericfisher So depressing

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@shawn_demmick There were witnesses.

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@JohnSmith4Reel @Busyisaworkshop Then why do states with the strictest gun laws have the least gun deaths?

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Laying in bed, listening to see if I hear the Lifeflights from Lewiston flying down to Boston. What have we become.

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@jaybeware Perhaps some of them have promised themselves or their families that they will flee when a group promises genocide.

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@TRyanGregory Oh yeah but the thing is that American society doesn’t respect children. See: school system, sleep training, climate change, etc.

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@abughazalehkat This absolutely is helpful but I’ll add that if I were living in this horror in RI I still wouldn’t want them to rape women and murder children and grandmas in MA, parading their bodies through the streets.

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@clhubes In my experience, everyone loves a good cry.