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[3.0 @kendinani]

with pork I have a five minute max window before it starts to taste weird

[Carl🍁✝️ @Calveen01]

Leaked script..

"fish them out of their hiding places by deportation threats,know the numbers, give them IDs and they make a commitment to vote in a certain way" so predictable like we live in the 90's.

[‏ً @itsmanjobruh]

trying to figure out if I’m burnt out, in the wrong career, need a getaway or if I hate working.

[t @tumikeleps]

The great lock-in begins tomorrow 🤞🏽

[Monica Ebunoluwa @EbunoluwaMonica]

Structured, very important.

[Amar @Lee_Monareng]

I raise you a family company 😭 that has no HR.

[LIFE @Podcastvault101]

Flirt. For fuck sakes. Dance with life. Stop waiting for everything to be perfect before you let yourself enjoy it. Say yes to the random invitation, take the unfamiliar road, talk to someone new, follow whatever makes you curious. Let yourself be excited, surprised, spontaneous, even a little foolish. You only get this exact version of your life once. Don’t spend it trying to look composed while missing everything that makes it worth living.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Please record a quick 2-minute video to show why you're excited for this role!"

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me deciding if i should speak my mind or keep my job.

[23:53𓅂 @2353claus]

Nothing pisses me off more than the feminization of corporate spaces; gifting, sijui marking nonsensical/western celebrations, team building, leo nimeona ufala ya potluck. Bro we are here to work and earn. Hizo bs fanya with friends outside work. Utter woke nonsense.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said, “When you walk through a museum, you’re not just looking at art. You’re moving through centuries of people trying to explain love, grief, power, beauty, and belonging.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a museum described so beautifully.

[𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝟑𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬🥀 @TLlium]

Sasa kuambia Yesu akupungue ndio yeye aongezeke ndio nini na inafaa kukusaidia aje?😭😭😭

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[𝕸𝖗. 𝕳𝖔𝖊𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖉🌹 @life_ofPapi]

Rory Sutherland extensively talks about "Psychological moonshots" the idea that it’s easy to achieve massive improvements in perception at a fraction of the cost of equivalent improvements in reality. For instance Uber provides you a map showing exactly where your driver is....

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The frequency of bells will do wonders in freeing Kenyans.
Rebell, change the frequency.
Deny the pan demon any negative energy avenues.
Ring da bells.

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

When we had a real First Lady. Leo Huyo cs wa education hangeamini

[2017 Dybala @_justvic1]

Vile me ni mtu mzuri what did I do to deserve a Ruto presidency during my early adulthood???

[Doppelng’ang’a @Nyamburah_]

Bruh! 16 children are dead in a school fire. We are opening borders up to terrorism & Ebola. Dawa zimelala KEMSA expired. Children & women are dying everyday. Fuel prices, proposed finance bill, murder in police cells, looting, education ruined, unemployment, pia wewe hutajam?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Breaking:

Kenya has approved a US plan to set up an Ebola quarantine facility at a military base in Laikipia for Americans exposed to the outbreak in DR Congo.

Kenya had reportedly pushed for the facility to also serve other nationalities.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

i love being vague but above all i love alluding and implying and i even love to hint and suggest and insinuate sometimes.