Ash

Single Dad, jumps out of planes for fun; driving instructor, my family think I have a death wish....

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic It costs millions to run as a candidate and to achieve that level of wealth you have to be mentally unstable and usually old 🤷🏼

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic So you’re a one man cross section of humanity then… awesome ☺️

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic I feel like you could reach money game 27 and some people would still be like “let’s just see if these trillionaires help us out a bit now”….

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic Careful round there, heard people get glassed in that area…

[Sunderland Uruguay🇺🇾🧉 @SunderlandUy]

Hello, could u please help my account with a retwitt? I want to reach and share with all Sunderland fans around the globe!

🇺🇾Official Branch Supporters in Uruguay

#SAFC #Sunderland

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@eddieruxtable @Renmakesmusic Fuck a label man, he’s killing it, doing it better…

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

Not only is Labour MP Tom Hayes disabling replies, but he’s also been caught swiping Green Party leaflets from letterboxes. That's theft. Keir Starmers Labour is so sleazy.

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Airaasayss Ok, but what’s the funny part? 🤔

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic Oh, Hi Ren… I’m very much excited for the new music coming out sooooon - Vincent’s tale was incredible btw

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@RedAndWhite2017 What does it say to our players who have come here from all over the world to play for us that we welcome someone to the club who proposes policies to deport people like them? Why would they stay here? Why would other players come here? Our captain is a Muslim asylum seeker ffs

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@joel_gradwell Because analysts have studied football over thousands of games and they found possession is given away more times by just jumping it forward than passing to a team mate. Try focusing on positives rather than negatives

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

About 9 people who sit behind me would have had 5 strokes shouting for them to
“Stop dicking about with it”
“Get it forward”
“Get a cross in”
“Hit it”
“Shoot ffs”

🤣

[Ines 🦋 @1inessy]

I mean how?🤯

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@cookz10 Two exact same fouls outside the box given 🤦‍♂️😡

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@rustyrockets You know what else they don’t even hide anymore? They being the the incredibly rich and it being sexual assault

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@elonmusk Until elections are run with equality instead of who can bribe the candidates with the most money to avoid paying tax, we do not live in a democracy

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic Even though I have no idea what the lyrics mean, that was beautiful!!!

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic Ok but when? And don’t chuffing say soon!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic I’m a bit worried, I exceeded that last night 🫣

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic Even pedophiles don’t like him…

[Ash @Smudgerjumps]

@Renmakesmusic Sadly weird shit is becoming normal shit 😔