Dan

just smuggin my way through life being better than everyone else always

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Lions OC Ben Johnson, on his various HC interviews: "It went great, and that's the end of it."

On #Lions DC Aaron Glenn and his HC prospects: "He's more prepared to be a head coach than maybe, anybody I've ever met."

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WHO WANTS A SIGNED @CHRISGONZO28 JERSEY!?!?!

RT to enter & #ProBowlVote 🔥

📋: https://t.co/YypLkGt5Wq

[Large @LargeBarstool]

Drone above my house right now.

If you zoom in, it looks like it has some sort of gun barrel or nozzle attached.

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Jordan’s Furniture announces annual Red Sox promotion where your furniture is free if you can grit through 9 full innings of watching the team attempting to figure out how to play baseball

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@Morbidful

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

GIVING AWAY A LOT OF TaylorMade Qi10 DRIVERS!! Up to 9!

RT this. Make sure you’re following @TaylorMadeGolf & @ForePlayPod & boom you’re eligible to win ❤️�

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@Steve_Perrault 6* not counting Tampa.

[Meth Bear @meth_bear]

Imagine doing this to Belichick, you’d be on a plane to Cleveland by halftime

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@RapSheet Hamlins doctors and paramedics should have won way ahead of him.

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@HackswithHaggs @andrewdestefan0 You know what it costs to live in Newton and the surrounding area!? You want teachers to commute from Gardner or something?

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@HackswithHaggs Easy with the zealot talk you moron. It’s hard enough to earn a decent wage right now. Let alone being in early education. Pay a fair wage and strikes won’t happen. Newton can afford it.

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@bigjimmurray Saved

[Savage @Savageboston]

CLOWNS:

Red Sox chairperson Tom Werner when addressing the highest ticket prices in baseball:

“Werner said they're selling the Fenway experience and student tickets are affordable.”

The most out of touch, embarrassing ownership group. 🤡

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

GOOD LUCK SQUIRREL ON THE FIELD. RETWEET OR YOU’LL HAVE BAD GAMBLING LUCK THE REST OF THE SEASON

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@barstoolsports The replies to that tweet are something else. People are strange.

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@Super70sSports

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@elio82 Aaaaand he bogies.

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@awfulannouncing Just take the money and resign!

[Alex Barth @RealAlexBarth]

Bring the yellow seats back. Now.

[Dan @SmuggLife]

@frank_seravalli Just what the nhl wants!