SlyFatGuy

UFC/Jets/Movies/Music

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Asked the tsa agent earlier, “is it a laptop out of the bag day” and he said, “it’s always a laptop out of the bag day” and I replied, “that is simply not true” and then he rolled his eyes and walked away

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

It's September next week

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Xavier Tera's 'THE COLOR OF THE SUN' will premiere at the Venice Film Festival.

During summer break on Okinawa's main island, Kamei and his friends face uncertain futures, until they meet Colin, a teenager from the American base in Naha, and everything changes.

Produced by Jeremy O. Harris, Janie Chartier and Stella Savino. Starring Naoto Shimajiri, Ichiro Andre Castro and West Mulholland.

Shot by Sayombhu Mukdeeprom (Call Me By Your Name, Challengers, Queer, Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives).

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Hit me like a truck lol

[auburn 🔥 🐇 @wonderseabreeze]

this was the hardest shit ever in 2017 and im not going to pretend it wasnt

[SF 🫧 @SophiaF73738064]

@WSJ Seems like a smart guy

[GRACE ELLEN. @grraceellen]

what a blessing it is to b my neighbour

[jimmy johns started slavery @FarFrumPerfect]

Asked my white friend if they be having family reunions he said yea we just dnt make shirts

[Stan “Speedball” Thompson @stripeshowstan]

THERE’S NO BOYFRIEND ON THE SUMMER DUMP

[Benton Swathford, MBA @BentonSwathford]

The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels

[SlyFatGuy @SmugMugPlug]

@alexadoingstuff Stealing this

[zay dante @zaydante]

Listened to OK Computer for the first time and all my favorite songs are the popular ones

[Bradley Osborn ✝️🎃 @the_Bradster007]

Me after seeing that X-Men cast 😏

[Complex @Complex]

Ethan Hawke on whether he likes to eat in bed.

“Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?… I like to eat in bed, but I don’t eat food.”

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

what was that quote about how nobody knew the roman empire collapsed they just noticed roads and bridges stopped being fixed

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[hyperholy @stiiizysmoked]

if u treat women with any respect they think ur a queer

[Jack Chapman @ShakaInc]

Can James Gunn lock-in and cast this freak as Constantine already