The Sassy Assassin

A Smurf trapped in Azeroth with no way home. Learning the customs of the Alliance and Horde. Member of Blacktalon Den. | #RP | #OpenRP | All welcome |

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

It fits rather well. *nods* https://t.co/hriV3ADhQL

[Garona Halforcen @MyGarona]

@SmurfOfAzeroth What's your name, Blueberry Smurf from the Garona Forest that traveled through a potion portal to Azeroth?

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 31 Aug 2014 (via @twi_age).

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 31 Aug 2014 (via @twi_age).

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 31 Aug 2014 (via @twi_age).

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 31 Aug 2014 (via @twi_age).

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 31 Aug 2014).
And you? https://t.co/wKHn7ReEL9

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

@LordBlacktalon But why? Gone where?

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

@LordBlacktalon @MontertheWhelp What?

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

@RogueAurieth *appears just behind her in a poof* Why hello there, you beautiful elf.

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

@RogueAurieth *peaking out of his window of his inn with berries in hand and a dagger in the other*

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

This city bores me! Why do I get assigned to these jobs?! *Grumbles as he munches on his berries*

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

Boss is going to have my head if I lose these reports! *making a mess of his room* Where did they go?!

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

Reports are slow. I wonder how things are going in that bug filled land for the others. *munching on his berries as he sits in a nearby inn* Things around here are quiet, as usual. The keep seems to be shut, but that can’t keep me out. *he grins*

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

*he steps out of his room, removing the wards before others see* Oh, Stormwind. What are you up to?

[The Sassy Assassin @SmurfOfAzeroth]

@RogueAurieth You too, Aurieth. *throws a bag of berries her way*

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Anduin has been having visitors in odd hours of the day, and they raised their defenses in the keep. Something big is going on, but what is it?