Sean Myers

**PARODY ACCOUNT** Not affiliated with Sean Myers. Aspiring Stand Up Comedian. BSU ΦΚΨ Alumnus

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

Mondays got me like...

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

SKA SZN

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

I’m this old

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Nothing this evil ever dies.

On this day in 1986: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES was released.

[CAVITYCOLORS 🎃 @CAVITYCOLORS]

REVEAL! 🔪 Ghost Face invites you… to CARVE! 🎃 This Tuesday at 5 PM EST, we’re unleashing our new officially licensed GHOST FACE apparel collection! 👉 Read below for details! #Ghostface

[Jeff Rauseo @JeffRauseo]

This is your reminder that the biggest horror hit of 2022, Barbarian, still has no physical media release.

@zcregger and the cast and crew of this film deserve a proper release!

[Funny Supply @funnysupply]

indian scammer: hello, this is IRS. require $3500 in walmart gift card, or you go to prison for long time

old people:

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

My journey into punk and hardcore is progressing nicely. Things that used to seem “too hardcore” are now “kinda mello”.

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

This just in Ari Aster confirms Beau is Afraid 2: Daddy’s Home. Release date unknown.

[Bishop Chatard High School Boys Wrestling @ChatardPins]

Congrats to our state placers:

Ethan Lyon: 4th
Jack Davis: 1st
Sam Bustamante: 2nd
Kade Rickard: 4th
Andrew Troy: 4th

Great effort by Brian Salas, Charlie Rushenberg, John Rushenberg, Jack Finegan, and Jacob Arteaga.

[Bishop Chatard High School Boys Wrestling @ChatardPins]

1A/2A State Champions!

The Trojans were rolling today at small school state.

[The Cult Of Del Rey @CinamonSluh]

Lana Del Rey impersonating Mia Goth

[Brandon Frm NJ @BrandonfrmNJ]

Spencer Lee’s mom was a no joke athlete

[BampunchedHerro @DanG239]

X gonna give it to ya

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Literally every time cameras cut to Tom Brady after a play

[willyum @willyumslife]

i got that silly goose in me

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

I’m surprised the “my culture isn’t your costume” hasn’t got the classic sexy 3 blind mice.

[Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

[tristan @finalboytristan]

This is how I knew Richie was the Scream 5 killer.