Snakebite

I don't take the shits; I just disturb them. The only person represented is myself. (He/him)

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If you live in Norfolk, Virginia...first, it sucks to be be you. Even worse if you either chose to live there or grew to actually like it. Secondly, when the area floods...

Remember that your car is NOT a fucking submarine.

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@JenKiggans Squid Showdown: The Rematch.

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@Taidagreat92 That's EVERY DAY in Norfolk. 🤣

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@NoContextBrits I value circulation to my goods. Need breathing room down there.

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@FunMovieTVFan An Orifice and A Gerbil.

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@TheHouseof08 Darklands. I would have said Seven Seas, but the recent live Echo & the Bunnymen experience soured it.

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@ultrabaggies Ah. I had an N-th generation VHS copy for many years before I upgraded.

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@feebee_69 Every film Sam has been in, he nailed his part.

Yes, even Road House.

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@AmazingPopPod Punching Andy Dick.

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@DuncanBarkes Very MTV Cribsy. But where are the vintage Mortal Kombat arcade cabinets? And where's the bar for when you want a pint of Boddingtons? 😄

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@RalphCapocci @feebee_69 Ohhh, Ralphie, you're like all of those side effects that are mentioned in those drug commercials. All rolled into one.

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"People from the UK eat like they’re stuck in medieval times."

Meanwhile, in the US...

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@MysterySolvents Nothing, other than asking himself if he can projectile piss between those two trees.

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@_Lando_33 @DailyMail He's basically the music world's cockroach.

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@feebee_69 And what a place.

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@JesusChryslerII I'm definitely not big on the Boss, but better him than anything related to Journey. 😆

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@DuncanBarkes I can only imagine how THAT will go. 🤣

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@RupertLowe10 Ok, AliExpress Enoch, get your ass behind the counter of the corner shop and ring up my beef jerky and Carling.

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@feebee_69 He won't be missed.