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And the result of our exclusive exit poll is a 100% landslide for "mind your own business you nosey bastard!" #EUreferendum #euref

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Has Aaron Ramsey killed anyone yet? #RamseyCurse

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In return, Austria, due to an administrative error, have brought on a wimmer...they really must get that typewriter fixed! #EURO2016

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In a desperate search for a winner, Portugal have turned to Eder, after his wonderful goal for Italy against Sweden the other day #EURO2016

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Did he say "legendary Turkish manager, Fatty Terry"? I'm sure he runs the local kebab shop here... #EURO2016

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Poland's number 16 being substituted there, much to the delight of everyone doing live text updates. #EURO2016

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Shit! Did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine...#partridge #EURO2016

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Less than 20 minutes of listening to Andy Townsend, and I already miss Glenn Hoddle...why do ITV have awful commentators? #EURO2016

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Well, that wasn't predictable at all was it? #EURO2016

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The words every football fan wants to hear..."England preparing to bring on James Milner"...#EURO2016

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Not sure if I'm listening to Glenn Hoddle or if I've accidentally turned on the 'audio descriptions' option on my sky box! #EURO2016

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Did he say "a leg shat off"? That has to hurt...how has he managed to be fit to start the game?? #EURO2016

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So Woy starts with players out of position...bodes well...#EURO2016

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"Slovakia have caused no real threat so far"...10 seconds later..."it's 1-1!" #EURO2016

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C'mon Wales!!! #EURO2016

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The Albanian manager clearly going straight to a wedding reception after the game... #EURO2016

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Been out and missed the first half, didn't even get the chance to wear my Lorik Cana shirt before he got sent off 😞 #EURO2016

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France win their first game, so they're pretty much nailed on to qualify for the last 16 now! #EURO2016

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"If he goes the right way, he saves that"...massive insight from Glenn Hoddle on commentary there! #EURO2016

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Lloris keeping up the form he ended the season with at least...#EURO2016