I feel like I'm going crazy. Are two raccoons in the ring just devouring a rumbler? That's not toxic, that's just a crime. RIP. #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
The Snake just started sweating more than usual, sweatlings. That means two things. The Snist stocks are about to go UP, and Midnight Debra is getting in the ring. #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
The Snake sees now what "Gimmick" truly meant. The old gimmick of the mouse vs the cat. The "Jerry" to Mashuu's "Tom". Can never truly beat the classics, can you, sweatlings? #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
It does my cold-blooded heart good to see my fellow OG rumblers have finally learned to STAY TOXIC! Mashuu gonna' show everyone why this new meat named themselves "Gimmick" #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
Can you smell all that new blood in the ring? The Snake can. Will I be watching? Use those tiny brains, sweatlings. Tactics are everything. Watch your enemy, no matter how pathetic they are (like THE Punchline). Learn how to break them. #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
A little late to the party, sweatlings, but. THE SNAKE. IS BACK! So much talk of legality at the start, but The Snake says leave that for the slimy lawyers. WE'RE HERE TO SLITHER AND STAY. TOXIC! Keep those eyes locked on the ring, sweatlings. #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
Just as The Snake expected. OUR SNAKE ROOTS! I gave Zed a chance to show their power. OF COURSE THE SNAKE HELD BACK, SWEATLINGS! The newt has finally grown and returned to the ocean of wrestling. Slither now, slither forever... #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
Make sure you sweatlings remember to be extra snunty today! 2025 is the year of THE SNAKE. THE WOOD SNAKE! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! Gotta dig down into our ROOTS! #slitheronthehaters#snuntandslither#ratrumble
The Snake is so wrapped up in this new season of THE RAT RUMBLE I probably won't tweet much. BUT, THE SNAKE IS LIVING FOR ALL THE SNIST THAT WAS IN THE RING THAT MATCH. I slow clap to you, Zed. Pinning me though? Better watch those snuts... #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
Itβs officially the YEAR OF THE SNAKE, sweatlings! All of you must try harder to be less of a disappointment and be more like ME this year. Stay toxic! The Snake will be twice as conniving and brutal! I feel reborn, shedding my old, beautiful skin! #ratrumble#slitheronthehaters
The Snake was too busy to live-tweet like I usually do, sweatlings. Too bad, so sad! I know you need my knowledge to get through the day, but I'm sure you found SOMEHOW to manage. Don't fret. The Snake is never gone for good. True toxic never dies. #slitheronthehaters#ratrumble