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Premier poisonous snake retailer in DFW!! #1 in venomous over-the-counter snake sales in Texas for 9 years running. Contact @garysnakes re complaints/subpoenas

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Likely a water viper of some sort. Can you very carefully show me its fangs? You could probably trade that in on a brand new albino corn snake for $1,995.00 + TTL. Stop by our 24/7 Super Store in Watauga and ask for Gary. #TOLO

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Can anyone tell me what kind of snake this is in my backyard? 👀

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@BenRogers @HaymakerNetwork Huge if true

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Are there affordable sponsorship opportunities? Gary just saw this announcement and yelled that question from the employee bathroom.

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@BenRogers @HaymakerNetwork @BenandSkin @rollertown 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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Our leader @garysnakes released the link to our regional radio Super Bowl ad that ran Sunday in parts of the 817 area code. “It’s not AI. I resent that accusation,” he said. “Now, here’s a link to the jingle on an AI app, but I only use it for storage.” https://t.co/eV2PlLloQk

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Please DM @garysnakes. He will give you 35% off your next poisonous snake if you take down this tweet.

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@BenRogers @HaymakerNetwork We want to advertise with you… we sell poisonous snakes over-the-counter — 27 retail locations in DFW. Please get in touch with @garysnakes asap. He’s moving to a smaller apartment this weekend, but will be available next wk. You can typically find him at the Watauga superstore

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@BenRogers @TCrawford98 @HaymakerNetwork @vanexel31 @toriihunter48 @mcuban Did you ask him about the time that David Irving’s giant snake tried to eat David Irving?

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This Christmas give the gift of a dangerous venomous snake to someone you love. Life can get pretty boring, so spice things up for a dull loved one with a reasonably priced and gently used black mamba for 9 small payments of $999.99! Pop it in a stocking and yell out “Kobe!”🎅🏻🏀

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Our corporate office received calls after I had a tweet that many people misinterpreted. People thought I was advocating snake violence. To be clear, I almost never kill snakes. Not because I don’t want to, but because I need to sell them. My sincere apologies for any confusion.

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Just a reminder from an expert snake handler, — even the friendliest looking snake might be thinking about killing you. As soon as you let your guard down, you’ll find yourself in a snake’s belly. That’s why you always have to be prepared to kill the snake before it kills you.

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Due to last-minute safety regulation concerns from @garysnakes’ HOA President (Brad), there will NOT be a July 4th poolside Cobra show at his Garland duplex tonight. If you received an e-vite for this get together, please disregard. Guess Brad thinks he’s better than America 🐍

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@BenRogers @BenandSkin @ktfuntweets Have our sales person call @garysnakes — he would like to do a remote at the White Settlement Super Store in the next few weeks.

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@BenRogers @SkinWade @rollertown This would look amazing in our new Gun Barrel City Superstore