OGHENEMINÉ

music enthusiast,drummer & accountant
CHELSEA FC

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@theoluemmanuel Dem gat be bots

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E just dey pepper me for body to do

[Odewale Emmanuel @_kelide]

What is this urge to go completely bald?😭

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@GuyMr10 Babe way dey play Saudi league u dey England league one dey sun teeth

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@ArinzeAdabanya @StaceyHarri_son A point moves in a plane so that its distance from the origin is always twice its distance from point (1, 1). All such points form what? Now answer this in 1 min 😂😂u think say na just to study pq ? These things are on purpose filter

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

God abeg 😭😭my life spoil today

[Samsudeen @Sudeen__]

Dear Big Four: Deloitte, @DeloitteNigeria @PwC_Nigeria @EY_Nigeria @KPMG_NG and all other companies recruiting Graduate Trainees,

My last serious encounter with Mathematics was in 2016. Fast-forward to 2026, and I’m back solving mathematics questions as part of a Graduate Trainee recruitment process. 😂
Please, when setting your graduate trainee exams, kindly remember us lawyers! We studied Law, not Engineering. Even if we prepare for 2 × 2, the moment we get into the exam hall, we’re asked to “find the coefficient of x in (2 + 2)x³ − x.” 😭😂

Dear recruiters, give us lawyers a fair chance too! We have more to offer than our ability to solve quantitative reasoning questions. We can analyse complex problems, interpret laws, review contracts, assess risks, and negotiate transactions.
Please, don’t let Mathematics be the reason you miss out on an excellent lawyer! 😂⚖️

[Curb★ @Curb09]

Watching everyone around you winning while you’re going through the hardest phase of your life:

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@iamStephen0 @_apex_divine My own here is not even the fact you ignored the instructions, how did you do 3 essays in 15 mins my Goddd 😭😭

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@Omoaluna0608 @OluomachiSonia @_apex_divine As long as you didn’t do science Omo na magic u go use pass am oo

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@Jomo_Of_FUTA God abeg oo 😭😭how people take dey get these jobs, no amount of pq way u one read way go help you today

[funny_kante @funny_kante]

Anger management therapy section 😭😭😂

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@Pejuola_a So how do we hedge against this to look like we are not going to abscond in the next 6 months, cause if I get an IOC offer later on who I’m I to decline 😭😭

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@yabaleftonline RIP sir 😭😭this is shocking

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@_apex_divine Dragnet here we go again 😮‍💨😭😭dem go cor put cut off for 90, it’s not like I don’t pass these things cut off too dey high my God 🤧

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@Jomo_Of_FUTA Phone screenings how 😂😂🤌dem one check my browser ?

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@deraa_xo Okay 👍

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@morenikeji0390 If na you stand for gate of heaven for judgement day enn me and all my guys go just Dey go back house

[OGHENEMINÉ @Snares18]

@_apex_divine Abeg share deloitte pq, gmat pq dey turn me for eye