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@geterdoneb421 @ManBabyMcGee @Examiner_Earl @JJacobs_RI @roudeegale @howdeeedooo302 @nico1e_snow @a101plante @SenSchumer $17 million dollar Congressional slush fund used to pay for the silence of sexual assault victims? The one that doesn’t exist, that you got from a meme. Wrong.

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@JJacobs_RI @Examiner_Earl @geterdoneb421 @roudeegale @howdeeedooo302 @nico1e_snow @a101plante @SenSchumer It must be all the Jesus the Republicans have. But not the Jesus you read about in the bible. Mean, lying, greedy, rapey Jesus. The one who blames poor people for being poor and gives the money lenders ambassadorships and cabinet positions.

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@geterdoneb421 @JJacobs_RI @roudeegale @howdeeedooo302 @nico1e_snow @a101plante @SenSchumer Must have got your law degree from Trump U. For Booker,if there are no charges filed or allegation, there is no crime. Furthermore, your assumption of false accusation of Kavanaugh is outweighed by the credibility of the victim and the absence of investigation.

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@JJacobs_RI @geterdoneb421 @roudeegale @howdeeedooo302 @nico1e_snow @a101plante @SenSchumer @geterdone Seriously. He’s so frail. Dumber than a bag of hammers, yet fragile as a carton of eggs. Bad combo. 😆

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@replouiegohmert didn’t ask how @realDonaldTrump looks his wife in the eye after multiple extramarital affairs. Or, how Rep. Gohmert looks his sister in the eye when he comes home after a long day of making a fool of our government. #seewhatIdidthere

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@JohnDePetroshow @zackmezera “Radio talk host,” meaning: “telling 6 old white people lies that make them feel like their hate is justified.”

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@JeffreyM_PhD @kathyprojo @MRanglinVassell Why would she want the endorsement of the party after they went out of their way to endorse a Trump-loving, racist-retweeting, woodwind stealing, Republican over her, the incumbent? It’s insulting enough to be passed over for that.

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@JohnPMotta @FIFAWorldCup No Spain. What a finale.

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@JustinKatzRI @JohnDePetroshow @kathyprojo Grown-up responsibilities like trolling on twitter, recycling cynical sarcasm, desperately trying to stay relevant?

Yeah. You’re a real profile in courage because you have to be the internet’s arbiter of “grown-up responsibilities.”

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#Iceland’s defense is fantastic.

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#Worldcup2018Russia Vikings clap back

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Translation: Y’all are dead, but I’m awesome! Let’s celebrate me! Now for some regurgitation of @FoxNews lies just to prove I have no idea what I’m talking about. Whooo hoo! https://t.co/VbJscLnvro

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy Memorial Day! Those who died for our great country would be very happy and proud at how well our country is doing today. Best economy in decades, lowest unemployment numbers for Blacks and Hispanics EVER (& women in 18years), rebuilding our Military and so much more. Nice!

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Dear Donald Trump,

I have run out of cheeks to turn, as well as fucks to give. Game on.

Sincerely,
Jesus

[John Miller @ManBabyMcGee]

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[New Leaders Council @NLC]

Check out the latest piece from @NLC_RI's Jonathan Jacobs in The New Leader! #NLCFamily https://t.co/GmH4DasYv2

[Marcela Betancur @MarceB_ri]

Thank you for this @JJacobs_RI! Millennials are changing and questioning how our govnt operates - its time to listen - @MillennialRI https://t.co/GQzK1mAbkl

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@TravisEscobar It runs much deeper than just PR/Marketing. Entire state agencies have been handed over to people and corps from out of state.

[Constitutional Hardball @Examiner_Earl]

Dead on balls accurate. Read the whole thread! #FacebookFakeNews https://t.co/QaEAA43UA1