K. CasteHELLNO

If opinions are like assholes, I am both those things.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

G Yhoy BVG t35d)🤔🥴🥴 BUT https://t.co/2ns7HjlGNS

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

Politicians aiming for gun control have received jars of tar and feathers in the mail.
Thus proving that second amendment supporters are immortal civil war survivors who have been living amongst us in secret.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@KizerBillhelm @tstran316 TRUTH

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@tstran316 @KizerBillhelm I’ve no idea why this comes up under “Pisces” but honestly? Accurate.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@mattwhitlockPM Young Kombucha? Gentrification is so real.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@adamkanzen One assumes you don’t brunch because no one invites. Because you’re an insufferable twat.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

If the 'alt-left' is comprised of "bad hombres" and "nasty women," I'd like to sign up approximately 800 times, plzkthx.
#whattheactualfuck

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

Bet it won't take three days to respond to this directly.
https://t.co/XvggCVls1J

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

I'd like to thank the neo-nazis for giving me a laser focus for my otherwise nebulous miasma of hatred.
Huh. The irony.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@MerriamWebster

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Nationalism' is no longer a synonym of 'patriotism.'
https://t.co/8DqIpWkZZm

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@kimwilliamz Other old fat white fucks and their inbred children.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Trump Jr- while you untuck in the interior collusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

THIS is the scandal that sinks Trump.
Fast Fwd to October. Trump shits on the Pope's head on TV.
THIS is the sc

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

That sound you just heard was every Trump lawyer in DC opening the window and screaming.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

@qoroq I was JUST about to ask if you wanted to look like a Beauxbatons student.

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

Without further ado, I present to you my completely unbiased reaction to Cheeto Jr's email release:
*gleeful squealing*

[K. CasteHELLNO @Snarkaphile]

Donnie & The Collusion Factory #DonJrChildrensBooks

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

From here on out every headline should begin with "It's Dumber Than We Thought: "

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

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