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Eat Sleep Work. Repeat.

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5 Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters http://t.co/vBxKdPq via @The_Stir
Ew ew ew ew.

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That's where i had replied to something she had posted.

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I'm betting it was Glenn Beck. http://bit.ly/5FauGQ Huffpost - Naked Jogger Caught At White House

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She/he's not fat -- just inflated. Makin’ Me Sweat…Pants http://bit.ly/5OdvSc via @AddToAny

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Otay:-))

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Hilarious School Answering Machine http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-answering-machine-message.html

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I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: purchased, completed, attacked - http://w33.us/2201

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Anyone wanna see a magic trick? How Do You Fit All Of That In Dem Jeans? http://bit.ly/60JRMi via @AddToAny

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

'This Is It' is our last chance to see Michael Jackson lip-synch.

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Eddie Izzard meets Lego land http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYeFcSq7Mxg

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I just saw 2012. That movie was so dumb it could have been written by one of Sarah Palin's tits.

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Certain message shirts shouldn't be made in certain sizes.....Georgia Peach http://bit.ly/2A9Ugo via @AddToAny

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Friends don't let friends go to Walmart (or anywhere else) looking like this: Purple Nurple http://bit.ly/tWaqp via @AddToAny

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@doodleworld He's gonna need all the money he can get to pay child support X 8.

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http://bit.ly/1g4Iwe Huffpost - Palin had a ghostwriter? Say it ain't so. Okay, it's so -- but it so didn't help.

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@WayneRobinson RE: Rick Perry -- As Molly Ivins said, "If his IQ drops any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day."

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at the same time my neighbor's black cat was crossing my path. I'll be breaking a mirror and spilling some salt later this evening.

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Today, in observance of Friday the 13th, I opened an umbrella while walking under a ladder inside my house...

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No Tan Line! http://bit.ly/KKFlc via @AddToAny

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@kelly_carlin Me, too, and I sure could use another copy of "Class Clown" -- I wore mine out years ago.