batgirl

Bartending in Nashville and not giving a damn.

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@wildwinobabe I'd say it's not as bad as you think, but it's much worse. 😂

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Playing my favorite game... How Drunk Can I Get While Still Being Coherent Before Going Out Tonight? One bottle of wine down, three to go.

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Actually the most important thing someone can remember.

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Channeling my inner Elle Woods forever.

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Knowingly playing with someone's emotions is probably the most lowdown thing you can do to a person. 😒

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What do you mean I'm not supposed to fill my wine glass all the way?

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Not even 5 minutes into(finally) watching the last song(a great book)and I'm amazed. @MileyCyrus is already ruining it more than I expected!

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@TDAmeritrade phone jockeys are actually the most unpleasant people I've ever had the displeasure of speaking with. #awful

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Who the fuck is open on Easter. I've been here since 10 and haven't even made $20.

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@CollegeFarmGirl I love you my number is 615 974 0297 😘😘😘😘

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"I love going 3 mph on the interstate!" -SAID NO ONE EVER #stopmovingtonash #weareatcapacity #goawayplease

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@JamieR802 obviously 😘

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@JamieR802 do I want???? https://t.co/6X81a2cBfU

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#adulting

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Sometimes I'm domestic 😍

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How much food did I make?
More than I intended. #everydamntime

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I'm so glad I live in a world where men think drunkenly flashing their balls constitutes flirting.

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Apparently I've been making tacos wrong my whole life. The meat goes on the outside! Thanks, @tacobell

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I'm neither emotionally nor mentally stable enough for real food, therefore #tacobell