Snarky Chris

Channeling Chris Harrison's inner voice since he isn't allowed to eye-roll on camera

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Really? A pumpkin? That's straight up mean #TheBachelor

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Just OUCH #TheBachelor

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Wow Colton is good with the head fakes during the rose ceremony #TheBachelor

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#PropsToChris #TheBachelor

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Ok is Colton's wrist watch moving from his right to left arm or is that just me? #thebachelor

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Wait....are you saying I'm imperfect? #Hannah #thebachelor

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Do the ladies #KissAndTell ? Take the poll! #thebachelor

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Better get out there Brittany! #thebachelor

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I am looking out for you...BWA HA HA HA HA #Thebachelor

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Ok new best line of the night #DrowngInBitches #thebachelor

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Sloth kinda #SoundsLikeDory #thebachelor

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What is with all the #StickingOutTonguesSelfies ? #TheBachelor

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So.....BEFORE Chris brought out #TFIR all the ladies were BFF's? #TheBachelor

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Whelp..... #FirstKissCrazyFast #TheBachelor

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Is it surprising that Demi is the first to "steal" him? #SeeWhatIDidThere #TheBachelor

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C'mon Miss Universe, have you even watched the show ever? #TheBachelor

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Ok, how many #ColtonSteals will there be tonight? Take the poll! #TheBachelor

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He puts a ring on #AroundTownKimberly #TheBachelor

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He needs to know I'm more than fruit #BestLineOfTheNight #TheBachelor

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70? 70? 70? Oh.... #TheFourLeggedOne #TheBachelor