David Snetsinger

35 years in the mortgage business, also full time musician. Off the charts, dog lover MAGA will be voting straight RED.

[David Snetsinger @Snets99]

@ForgiatoBlow47 Pay them on commission. Tied to cutting costs.

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@WadexFlash Not a freaking chance

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@TJandCasper Happy Days are here again - La La La

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@Oceanbreeze473 Love Emmy Lou!

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@HazelMoore32 Of freaking course!!!!

[David Snetsinger @Snets99]

I know these are phony but everytime one comes up, I watch it. Do I need a life? Probably but people being nice to each other is very seductive. Seeing videos of people screaming at cops or tearing up stores really can depress you! So - keep em coming - they make me feel good!

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@DangerousThinkg It’s been the law, affecting commercial truck drivers, for almost 100 years. Law was passed in the 1930’s

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@TJandCasper My Wonder Wolfhound chewed everything in sight including about 200 bromeliads

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@TJandCasper Truck stop food must be agreeing with him!

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@ThrillaRilla369 Always

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[David Snetsinger @Snets99]

@YF47T @Pixie1z Agree 100%

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@ThrillaRilla369 Raw tomatoes

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@TJandCasper So sorry John

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@TJandCasper Welcome to my state!

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@VinnysCorner1 Larry Parish, John Bocabello, Warren Cromartie

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@EshaAA33 No - too much fraud - too many people would go to jail if she gets back in. H

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@AwakenedOutlaw Will not be surprised

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ If you turn left - it is assumed you are trying to advance - if you turn right you would be safe…

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@Kristinartz The Byrds