John Drybred

Ex-news writer, with one-liners and gags in major publications.

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If you should clip some wings, but aren't really prepared to, just wing it.

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None better than two snobs at rubbing cold shoulders.

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The best dog catcher is the dog that catches the most frisbees.

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Get into the swing of things in a hammock.

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The driving force behind reaching one's objective is often a chauffeur.

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Be cautious with anything that gives you the go ahead to let something go to your head.

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We sometimes have half a notion to see if we'll see better if we squint.

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You can't blame anyone for being cross about being cross-eyed.

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As a six overturned is asinine.

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If you have a way of getting all the way in people's way, one way or another, you need to mend your ways.

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Couldn't be more appropriate that porcupines sometimes travel in prickles.

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Every thought can follow the crowd till there's a traffic jam in your brain.

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Happiness, by a long stretch, is what we most long for.

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I'm behind my face, therefore behind the scene.

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Frustration is having to slug it out with a parking meter.

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The only place some folks are in the black is their silhouette.

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It should be universally understood that the outlaw to formalwear for any formal affair is a clip-on black tie.

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I'll never know. But I suspect life is made up of mathematical workings well beyond my understanding.

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Nothing's more frustrating than failing to fool yourself.

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Some temptations develop so slowly they put your principles to sleep.