Snips McQuaid

🎤Nationwide/Sacramento DJ🎶 • 👏🏼kick back and light an L👏🏼 • Mix for @chrislake n’ more • Merch: available if I fuck with you • 6’ 3” 1501 certified • DXT

[Snips McQuaid @SnipsMcQuaid]

My Rolodex is deep - Shoutout to A New Untold Story for the segment - Holler if you need a favor @anus @ConnorMook_ @nickturani @kbnoswag @RUDOLPHJUNDA

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@Hos1010 And I turned states and I’m already at Waffle House my boy 😈

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Fuck dude Tevin just dove into the fountain thing at Caesar’s palace in Vegas and got shot in the head by an off duty cop

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I’ve always wanted to smash a pint with this cocksucker 😂

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Aaaand welcome to the fuckin 8 percenters club my dude 😈

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

I don’t get hungover anymore because at 40 with two young children my brain as an auto-switch in its head to stop drinking because the fear of being hungover at cheer practice is the most bone-chilling thought of all time

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I wish I could be like Jake Paul and Logan Paul and have a cool little bro to get famous with 😔 closest thing I had was my older brother Brutus but he died in a skate boarding tournament trying to Christ air a 40 step.

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Big Shawn wack as fuck

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I haven’t filed for tax’s in my life

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Can you parlay stocks ??@Polymarket
Id be so fuckin breaded out rn

[Snips McQuaid @SnipsMcQuaid]

I just tried buyin a liquid death w cash at a Whole Foods cuz obviously I don’t trust credit cards. Fuckin lady watching for ppl tryna steal shit stabbed me in the abdomen and a bunch of milfs watched me almost bleed out

[rain @redactedrain]

You’re a fake ass chiller bro I can sense your ambitious nature

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Twisted tea is fucking booze?!!! I’ve been casually drinking 8-10 of those a day for a decade. Wow ok. Well I’m not stopping ever

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I’m a big fan of stealing homeless people’s identities. I give them $5 for their social security number and take out 3-4 mortgages in their name.

Next show is in Tempe, Arizona. Price of entry depends on your cup size if ur a chick and if ur a guy it’s a band 👏🏼

[Snips McQuaid @SnipsMcQuaid]

I’m not hip to this kind of shit but are Simpsons minions or vice versa?

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Raining day here in Woodburn, Oregon. Really beautiful place though. Had my set cancelled, so I decided to be progressive and smoked cocaine with a trans guy I met at Lids. Herm was genuinely spiritual and may have made me a liberal guys. Woah…

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Growin up is realizin McDonald’s for every single meal isn’t even good…

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@Hos1010 First of all I didn’t cry I was scream crying which is mad different. Second of all Jared was the only one who had the balls to flame me to my face and I threw my desk at him and got suspended. I was the starting varsity quarterback my freshman year. Get fucked.

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My dad didn’t do any of this shit but he drank a lot and wasn’t fond of rap music either

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Caleb Williams so gay breh lol

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I think I’ve been in Lids more than anyone in the history of hats. Only close second I could think of would (maybe) be Rob Deerdick from the fantasy factory shit