Elon Musk’s Prop Department

💗🌈🦄 cognitive neuroscientist, non-profit animal rescuer, abuse survivor, disabled, queer, mom, huge stand-up stan, podcast fan, crème brûlée AND flan

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1/3 I believe we should outlaw owning vacant housing. I wrote a persuasive essay about it around a year ago. Now that we’re homeless, I’m even more convinced of the necessity of this legislation.

If it can happen to us, it can happen to you.

Sources:
1. https://t.co/UGrrMt4sDs

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Ultimately, it didn’t matter how many good choices I made. Someone more powerful was making bad choices that neutralized my good ones.

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When you get a tiny infection next to your fingernail.

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@RobertBCohen @cristela9 ✊✊✊

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@POTUS I don’t send my kid to school anymore. This country is too dangerous. Virtual school will have to work.

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What does it say if a significant other never gives you gifts, not for any occasion, even after expressing to them many times that this hurts you? What do you do if a person never acknowledges special days for their SO?

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@BridgetMarie Also true for men, Kevin.

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Due to paying Concrete Steve’s vet bill, we can’t afford groceries. If you can help us with groceries, the links are https://t.co/J7qjs7EqcN and

https://t.co/U7groBbezD.

#help #mutualaid #nonprofit #animalrescue #taxdeductible #groceries #please

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@ElijahSchaffer I agree! 💗🌈🦄

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@blgtylr It’s 2.

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@pacoromane I have one good reason not to: You are super funny. 💗

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@kylenabecker Do you still enjoy s*cking Donald tRump’s d*ck, or is it just a reflex at this point?

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@JenaFriedman It’s gonna be a penis in vagina thing, I bet. Like, she can’t prove that that exact thing took place, so it’s too ambiguous legally. Not that I agree, but that’s my guess.

[Paco Romane @pacoromane]

This loser is the Republican front runner.

Trump is a sexual abuser.

https://t.co/wAFfxzjaAa

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@bdAllison Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, SCOTT. 😄

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@elizaskinner @DivaLaci And, probably yes. 🥰💗🌈🦄

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@realclassyb all the vegetables you have left in the drawer, one meat (chicken, beef, whatever), and water; place in pot; heat til warm

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