Snobby Caleb

Call me when your Dad has an £80,000 car

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Sitting in sixth form flexing my noise-cancelling headphones, computer and biceps 😎

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Can’t believe my farther bought me this piece of rubbish. The second I received this monstrosity I spat in his face and demanded that he immediately bought me a MacBook or else child line would have been called. Still love you daddy and we can paint our nails later.

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@Joshbairstow3 @DillanMckenzie7 @zaanarah @abigailjames202 Oi josh shut the fuck up mate, Katie Hopkins is a lovely fucking human who speaks nothing but the truth, FUCK OFF

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King 😻

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Getting my nails done ahead of results day, thanks pa pa

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@FinlayThomson5 @Joshbairstow3 Don’t know why I think she is a lovey women, who only speaks the truth, Katie Hopkins is loved by the rich (such as myself) and hated by the poor

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Good day all, I have decided to grace you all with my return to the platform, you are all very welcome, SCE

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I agree with everything that Katie hopkins says she’s a true inspiration who speaks nothing but cold hearted facts #nailsonpointtoday

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Whilst everyone else is stressing about their GCSE’s I’m over here not caring as pops will supply me with all I need in life, might start a nail painting salon with papa #richkid

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@caleberrington follow me

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Gunna tweet @caleberrington until he follows me

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Story time, My good chum @AliRoss26 was getting money from his bank balance and I seen he lacked currency so I had to show him what real money looks like #poorfuck nails are looking fresh af

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Masturbation is not for me the only possible reason I could think of possibly doing such a thing is for the medical reasons would hate for a blockage down there, could possibly stop my nails getting done from papa

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@AliRoss26 @FCToureDeFrance Congrats old chap, to celebrate I shall paint your nails

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How good did papa do when painting my nails 😻

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Music nowadays is such nonsense, AJ Tracey and Stormzy have nothing on sitting by the fire with farther painting each other’s nails with a calming bit of Frank Sinatra on in the background

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Baiscally I left because me and papa where having a game of truth or dare and he dared me to paint my nails, just recovered from the after laughs now x

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Hello all
I have decided that it is time to call it a day on this account, we have had many laughs but the joke has died,
Thank you all very much
As you were, Rich Snob x