Snookums

When life hands you a curve, lean in.

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

@gt2andy @McWill99 It’s a company. Like a bakery. If the folks at the bakery don’t want to make you a gay cake for your gay wedding, they are not compelled to do it. If Twitter doesn’t want to be a party to the rise of fascism, they are not compelled to do it. Protected by the Supreme Court.

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

I’m sure that other people have also occasionally spent the greater part of a morning oiling their leathers... right? Right?

[David @Booomdavi2]

Full please⛽

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

@Ken_Twit_133 Um.. pretty. But unrideable.

[🌊JBs Daughter #1 @BankesDaughter1]

You guys think we should tell the idiot who made this meme what he's accidentally advocating?

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

Sometimes the sound of wind rushing around my helmet is all it takes to put it all in perspective.

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

Those guys in your mirrors... they're losing.

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

A new Terminator film is coming out later this year and I am oddly very excited about it. Linda Hamilton and James Cameron are back!

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

Off we go! Western Germany, The Netherlands, Belgium and maybe a bit of France. Nice lady taking care of my Boys... weather is shit, but I’m properly equipped. Bring on the next adventure!

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

By all means, cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.

[Snooker @SnookerBerlin]

DRINKING AT 25: Hell yeah let's go out all night and go straight to work.
DRINKING AT 40: Um, that's weird. I had a few shots of whiskey last night, still not right at lunch.
DRINKING AT 50: Dear diary, I had a beer last week and a hangover for 7 days. I fear this is the end.

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

Be reasonable, so I don't have to.

[kauaibride @Kauaibride]

i have learned
that everything
is as good
or as bad
as
you
make
it.

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

I don't care about a successful career

I want a successful retirement

[Snookums @Snookums_OTR]

Co-worker is losing her shit stalking angrily back and forth to the printer, trying to get something to print. Evil co-worker (Me) types out "Hello Sabine" in Word doc and sends it to printer for her to discover.