MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
I think other rich people and billionaires should be feeling shame looking at everything Dolly has done that they refuse to do even though they could. I hope they understand what the difference will be when they die and nobody will mourn them
In 1990, Dolly Parton went on vacation in Ireland.
She walked into a local pub in County Kerry and delivered a flawless performance of Coat of Many Colors.
A heart of pure gold who made people smile across oceans.
absolutely zero respect for the amount of spineless actors who are unable to say no to streaming harry potter. they obviously don't care about the harm it'll cause nor the money it'll funnell to transphobic legislation
I met Dobby at a bar in silver lake in August of 2015. He was off his gourd on ketamine and kept trying to grab my dick. I don’t think he should be celebrated one bit
“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”
“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”
Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”