Tardy Snort

Butcher, Military, Copper, Information Assurance, Eater & Drinker, Northern Gobshite.

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@JeremyClarkson All the P's, Pint, Piss, Pint & piss taking off the opposition 👍

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@UB40OFFICIAL 😬

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@GreggsOfficial
I've seen fatter crisps 🙄
#greggs
#breakfast

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All day trying to buy #sky #broadband but all I get is "technical issue please try again later". Gotta say, I'm beginning to think I should go elsewhere 😕

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Could I suggest #greggs staff get enrolled in a bap cutting course for #2025 please? #getitin

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@coldplay I hate #Ticketmaster with every inch of my body.
Queue at 9am prompt with presale code in hand only to be booted out at 09:53.
Same for #teddyswims last week & #oasis before that.
#whatsthepoint of presale access 🤬

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I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for Book Of Mormon on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/2Dih4Jk9ec

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I unlocked £25 Rush tickets for Stranger Things: The First Shadow on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/vtNquchVyG

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I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for MJ the Musical on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/5KL8rjFDzn

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#teddyswims is an absolute legend. Best gig in a long time.
Loved it 💙

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#topsoff #oofgallery at #thfc was a fascinating surprise when we went shopping.
Well worth a visit if you're in the area #tottenham #london #spurs

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@JMPSimor But not the male head coverings?

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@guardian The 600 'per meal'calories is based on the assumption people still eat 3 squares a day. Glad to see good old fish & chips is still the #healthy option 😁

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@DailyMirror think you need to review your advertisement out of respect for the family 😬
#mosley #rip #michaelmosley

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Nakarawa, 10 ans de rugby, il a toujours pas compris que quand il était touché, il fallait s’arrêter.

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@loosewomen Never ever watched before. I'm a newbie on my lunch & need to know...... Why only top white teeth?
You gals must know we can see the bottom sets 😂

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@GraemeDogfather The smiles I get every morning from all 3 of my furry kids is wonderful 😁 nothing beats it.

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@SkySportsNews Personally I hope he stays.
I think he fits & just needs time, support & of course money.

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@SkyNews At last.

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@waitrose I'd like to report a crime...
What happened to the other half 😳