SBloomquist

Hope you can all appreciate the ass kickings that are yet to come. Some people love me, most hate me. All I do is win folks! A PARODY account. COMEDY

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Remember him as he was, cocky, polarizing, strange but in a cool way, and remember all the times he brought you out of your seat if you loved him or not. You bought a ticket to see him win or lose & that meant you were part of the show. And the fact you did left him with a smile.

[Steven Kisamore @KisamoreSteven]

The only person I trust for advice on UFO’s has spoken

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

@KnoxvilleMoths I tend to show up right when we all head to the shitter during SB halftime...

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Keep off them cigar shaped Ufos!! Lost a few days of my life on one of those and took far too many rectal exams...which I kind of appreciated, but I digress. Avoid em'!

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

REPORTER: "These [objects] that have been shot down since Friday — are they weather balloons?"

PENTAGON: "I'm not going to categorize them as balloons. We're calling them objects for a reason. [...] These are objects. I am not able to categorize how they stay aloft."

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

@coryawalton @DrunkBrianF lol...can't make the parody in the header any bigger.

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

What a crock of shit! Give him a Tennessee Ass Whoopin' in court @DrunkBrianF

[Matt Weaver @MattWeaverRA]

Ex-NASCAR CEO Brian France has filed a lawsuit against the 'Drunken Brian France' parody Twitter account alleging harassment, demeaning content, abuse, belittlement, impersonation, confusion and deception.
https://t.co/jqPhGcXJgb

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Remember everyone, it's okay to be horny. But having the clap is never okay. #LearnBeforeYouBurn

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

So, it's been a few years. Anybody come up with any new tire prep or treatments that you can actually drink too yet?

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

#TittiesAndBeer

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

@RTkowalski @derf_winsor @WoOLateModels No..that's a personal lubricant preference actually. I've got my reasons.

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

@RTR085 NO! Never get high of your own supply!

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

@RTR085 Pimpin Ain't Easy.....but I can make it look easy when I want to.

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

@derf_winsor @WoOLateModels Was trying new tire marinade. Look, there's no guarantee on juice, sometimes it behaves in a manner you didn't expect.

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Hope you enjoyed that Tennessee Ass Whoopin as much as I did. @WoOLateModels

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Feeling a lot better now. Matter of fact I was just on the way back from buying you a fresh carton of Marlboro's on this day https://t.co/f2ubvfvJqV

[Tommy Hicks @TommyHicksZero]

Hey @SnotBloomquist someone just sent me this picture of you driving around airing out your firesuit. Are you Ok?

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Yep....just like I just said Brady, pretend the ball is a titty you want to .....shit, nevermind #Dolt

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Keep your hands on the ball like it was a titty you want to hold on to.....

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

Please....we dance like that in the shop every week...

[SBloomquist @SnotBloomquist]

If that isn't a catch I'll eat my shorts. Even the pair I blew a hole out the back of.