Illiterate Pasta Knot

Nerd/Gamer/wannabe artist... I'm going to start doing things with my twitter I swear, guys.

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

Yoooo anyone over at @EA or @skate willing to send me an invite code for the new skate? Couldn't RSVP ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@hellolorii Check out Harrow County if you like graphic novels!

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@amaniakart Not much experience, but the $180 gaming chair I bought was far less comfy than the $124 office chair I bought to replace it. Do you use any kind of a lumbar pillow?

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@BraydenCreation

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@imnotchr1s I'd think he smokes peyote...

[Patrick Keeffe @thatgreygentlem]

Gender is a construct, and I’m going to pilot it like a mecha anime protagonist.

[Brandon Thurston @BrandonThurston]

Oh. Bray Wyatt is like Taylor Swift but for WWE fans.

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

Dear @theDaddyMagic :

Watch your ass.

[Anthony Burch @anthony_burch]

and now to decide whether i want to get into a promo battle with a professional wrestler

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@TheFrostyPalace Holy fuck this is HILARIOUS 👏👏👏

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@TheFrostyPalace @MTG_Arena You mean there isn't a forklift certified artifact card?

[breebunn @breebunn]

is lava just discharge from the earth's crussy

[''Platinum'' Max Caster @PlatinumMax]

Scissor Me Timbers ✂️😳

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@Ryouza @Charalanahzard Can't get something if you don't ask for it.

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@tstraudofficial *smack*

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@krmlwrites

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@krmlwrites Sounds like amaturebating to me... Hope you're able to get a splint or something for it :/

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@anthony_burch Me too don't worry, we'll never be good enough...

[Illiterate Pasta Knot @SnugglepigH]

@krmlwrites I give you: Girl friend who hates her bangs AND plays guitar using her Bobby pins as picks. I think that might be called Midwestern emo tho