Sarah Davidson

Professional pizza eater

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

Do I want to be good at disc golf and play with the boys? Yes. Do I also want to play a single round with a paper plate and see how it goes? Yes. Yes I do.

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“No, Astro vans are the shit!” #manageroutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“If Helen Keller can fly a plane..” #coworkeroutofcontext

[Colton Davidson @Cd_Woundedknees]

The Oklahoma Humane Society: “Okay, so we have this dog. It’s tall, lanky, awkward and just a little stupid. She is the absolute biggest pain in your butt possible. You sure you want this one?”

.@SNWilsonator :

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

@Cd_Woundedknees It was super hot though

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

Does anyone else internally panic where they parked when they’re in the check out line but have to act like you’re a normal person of society?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Who knew!?!?

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

Does anyone else wonder what stall in the bathroom get used the most or just me?

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

Today, as a person nearing 27, I had my first ever hot pocket and let me just tell you… my life has changed.

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“So how many swims do you know?” #sisterinlawoutofcontext

[Colton Davidson @Cd_Woundedknees]

I’m just glad she at least had to think about it.

[Colton Davidson @Cd_Woundedknees]

To the neighbor that got a rooster: I don’t like you.

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“You’re like the person version of macaroni and cheese” #husbandoutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

Can we please normalize crunch wraps? I want some form of this everywhere I go. Like is a gyro Crunchwrap a thing? Or literally any kind of wrap or thing wrapped in a flat bread.

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“We’re not a family of health, Colton, we’re a family of happiness” #sisterinlawoutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“I’m convinced the only reason we have a chin is to put a pillow back in a pillow case.” #momoutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“Sometimes the louder voice gets the squeaky wheel. Or however that goes” #momoutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

I. DONT. UNDERSTAND. OPERA. #coworkeroutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

“Who needs instruments when you have feet?” #coworkeroutofcontext

[Sarah Davidson @SNWilsonator]

getting half way through shaving a leg and finding a mosquito bite #theworst