LonelyAlien 👽🌻

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@IcyLogan If it’s not your bangs it’s probably because you look like young Michael Meyers. Scary.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Sometimes people ask me what advantages or perks come with having some level of fame. Here is one of the most unique and unexpected: sneaking in to skate an empty pool with your kids and instead of getting kicked out or arrested, we were cheered on by the tenants of the building.

[Karen @Karen31_x]

I’ll never forget this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@JustBeTweeting Ahahaha I see what you’re doing

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Cole Palmer’s girlfriend every night

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@KBKROSS_ @mp4obj @cybxrartist @earthtojordyy Sounds like an idiot for sure there’s so many people who would pay for something so easy like this 😂

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@KBKROSS_ @mp4obj @cybxrartist @earthtojordyy Who the fuck doesn’t want an easy pay day are you fucking dumb? Or what?

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@mp4obj @cybxrartist @earthtojordyy Lmao you can still charge for 10 mins of your time especially a fucking celebrity

[j✩rdy @metrosp1derrr]

why yall keep doing this uncommissioned

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@Mistermick559 😂

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@Mistermick559 Lmao the order is crazy

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@vvmmcrbu @Jmanriquez_21 @mykh_music @staffy_tv @aa9skillz It’s was too obvious it wouldn’t work people just on ultimate team too much these days

[Staffy @staffy_tv]

To be fair to @aa9skillz his ball knowledge is limited to EAFC so I’d expect such a childish take from him

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@BoujeeNBanjee Seatgeek is reselling website

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Who remembers Small Soldiers (1998)?

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@slowcavalry People really worried about skin that isn’t theres

[kevin rosa @slumpykev]

late night installation: Miami Beach 📍

[LonelyAlien 👽🌻 @SoberAlien222]

@timelesssports_ @adidasHoops Gotta be Dwight

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Right this goes viral every few months and I have to tell all my family it’s a floodlight

Can we stop this pls