Craig Sanders

Content writer, Hendrie collector, straphanger, nude sunbather

[Jay Black @hellojayblack]

If the democrats cut a video of Trump looking like this, MAGA would call it an offensive piece of AI trickery designed to make him look like a decrepit sack of dusty bones and old chicken parts.

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

@yardsaleartist @LongboxCrusade "Revenge of the Stepford Wives" (1980) was the best of the sequels & better than the daffy remake. Only lousy prints are online but you can watch/download at https://t.co/l9AJ7HgUms. Here's more info about that TV movie and two others.

https://t.co/nMjk7qy747

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

@Unveiled76 @Route_60plus Valerie excelled at made-for-TV suspense movies. Also check out NIGHT TERROR, a good print of which is now on YouTube. It's fabulous to see funny ladies of TV play for chills.

https://t.co/nMjk7qy747

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

@LA_Lockerman When I saw Ned Beatty appear in "Dying Room Only" I imagined he'd tied up Dabney Coleman 'round back for some sweaty Deliverance action.

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

@manbearkitten A lifelong Angeleno, I'm used to outsiders saying smugly, Nobody walks in L.A.," and I wanna say, "Where are YOU from, because unless it's New York City, San Francisco, or Chicago, you're driving everywhere too."

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

Olivia sang and the accent dropped away. Adele sings and the accent drops away. Reba sings and it's "Hee Haw in HD." That's a choice.

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

Strange how Italians are called wops. Does the Italian alphabet even have a "W"? Can't think of a single word.

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

#anchoviehorror

[I Smoked The Clippers @BlackKnight10k]

Imagine if anyone from the Clinton Foundation pled guilty to 15 felonies. The media firestorm would break the internet but since it's the Trump Organization, it's just another Thursday.

[Sam Hoadley-Brill @deonteleologist]

Sometimes people give me shit for comparing the talking points of right-wing media and politicians to those of the KKK.

I want to say I’m sorry: they’re not comparable, they’re actually identical.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

One interesting, subtle difference between Democrats and Republicans is Republicans are horrified by people talking about pronouns and Democrats are horrified by people getting shot in their schools or being forced to give birth to their rapist's babies

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

@AP Filing this away for the next time I hear how Macs "are just inherently more secure than PCs."

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

The prolific YouTube cook whose every video title is some recipe she "makes almost every day" must eat forty-seven meals a day. Her channel is literally hundreds of dishes "I can't stop making every day!!"

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

"Keep the peace" (calm and quiet)

"Hold your piece" (keep quiet)

Really, English language?

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

"This is your last chance to save …"
—Preface of a sales pitch you will receive every three days for months, if not years.

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

Why is there an "e" on "glimpse"?

[Craig Sanders @SoCalFKK]

Most food units are open to wild interpretation.