The Gentleman Sockmonkey

Bacon & eggs enjoyer. Connoisseur of Glocks & Taurus Revolvers from that magical decade of the 90's. Cats dig me...

[The Gentleman Sockmonkey @Sockmonkey_58]

@kimsdracula @thefutabomber guide this goddess...

[Juan Sanz Elminiaturista @theminiaturista]

Hi guys, here's the process for creating the laser beam. It's easy to do; the important thing is the surrounding colors that help the effect pop.

#warhammer #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #paintingminiatures #gamesworkshop

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

HELP: We are seeking the pubics assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID this morning. When confronted, he threw a $5 bill at our cashier and ran out the door.

Even if your child is doing your beer run for you, it is still required for them to show your ID to an employee. If located, please notify us so we can give him back his $2.00 in change.

[The Gentleman Sockmonkey @Sockmonkey_58]

@dosegenderos I am confident that you would know how to sling a tallywhacker if you had one, Bunny...🫡

[kim @kimsdracula]

workflow

[NUKES @atomicarchive]

«Yeso» thermonuclear test, 3 Megatons, 2537 m burst height, Christmas Island area, 7:01 a.m. June 10, 1962.

[Juan Sanz Elminiaturista @theminiaturista]

Heavy LasCannon finished. The laser was just a brass rod 2.5 mm in diameter. The key was to leave no gap in the rod and the socket. I hope you like the result!

#warhammer40k #warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingminiatures #scalemodel

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

Tornado torn ACL rehab. My painting.

[Godfroy @g0dfr0y]

Iran must go ALL IN on Israel this time. There can be no more ‘half-measures’….

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I’ve seen enough, give him a green card

[🏴‍☠️Kentucky Rebel Scum🏴‍☠️ @BonafideKRS]

Rare photo of Delta Force operators.

Diego Garcia military base, circa 1981

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Libs watching Europeans post about how great America is

[The Old World Show @theoldworldshow]

The Virginia Company made the settlers who arrived at Jamestown try this out

They were under strict orders to avoid fighting, to try to convert the Indians, to work with them rather than defeat and expel them

That led to much suffering, culminating in the 1622 Massacre, in which a third of the colony died

Then they went scorched earth on the Indians, wiping out as many as they could and engaging in harsh reprisals. That worked much better, and bought them 20 years of peace

They did the same when confronted by the sand problem in 1644, and then Nathaniel Bacon wiped out what remained of the I Dian problem during his rebellion

Peace at any cost let only to death. War and stern reprisals created the conditions for a prosperous society

[Merry Ol' England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @MerryOlEngland]

The English: "Don't take any risks. You will go to prison."

The Northern Irish: "Mask up. Leave phones at home. Be prepared to fight and go to prison."

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

This is the best ad for suppressors, ever.

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

Europeans visiting America

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

A German visiting Auburn, Alabama, to watch Lionel Messi and Argentina play Iceland stopped at a Buc-ee's and ate brisket sandwiches on a stack of deer feeder corn.

A sentence never before uttered in all of human history.

[Tony Moon @RoofKorean7]

Arab Spring?
No, Irish Spring.
Similar but not the same.

[Into the Memory Hole @frogNscorpion]

So are we, in fact we're so fucked that I'm responding to a fucking hooker who has somehow ended up in a political office.