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You’d think killing people would make them like you. It doesn’t. It just makes them dead (she/they/he)

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https://t.co/5ePOXz759G

Sounds like something I would do

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I need an entire pride playlist that’s just the Village People

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Should be obvious but don’t touch plane propellers, especially if you don’t know what the fuck you’re doing

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Autistic culture is sitting cross legged at the table, wearing your comfiest jacket with the hood up and eating your safe food (the same GYG burrito I get every time)

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@Foxsan48 She’s a role model for the world and deserves all the love ever

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@Foxsan48 You’ve got a point. Kira Nerys is attractive

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Boys will be girls, girls will be boys, effortlessly

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Turns out I’m not cis 🤷🏻‍♀️ She’ll be right

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@Foxsan48 @epistemophagy All good ☺️

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@epistemophagy Skin Kandy is really good. So is The Piercing Shop in the city. But in terms of chains, Skin Kandy is my favourite

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@aimluminati I just read horror lmao

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So many plane crashes can be avoided by the pilots having the common sense to GO THE FUCK AROUND

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List of shit you don’t have to worry about on a plane:
—Whales
—Dog attacks

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I swear it’s easier to get highly addictive adhd meds than it is to get antidepressants

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Wellerman fucking slaps and no one can convince me otherwise

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I can’t stop thinking about this fucking review
https://t.co/FnC46WNCzx

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Update: she is an indoor cat now who only sometimes goes out. It’s probably safer this way

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Having to ban your cat from going out from anywhere between 3-6 months bc it’s way too hot for her. Poor baby

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@Fairlyusefullm1 Yes absolutely

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Tig Notaro makes me gayer

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Going to the PA. Promise I won’t get COVID