Lesbian Columbo

Women enthusiast / 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 / ADHD / always a nixonette, never a nixonite / priv: @socktwopus / tumblr/letterboxd: socktopus675

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@briochefor451 Glad to be of service 🫡🫡🫡

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@bigscarypriv Ahhh that makes sense i thought you were simply too locked in

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@briochefor451 Its about being wet lol

[there's so much hair dye in this town! it's heaven @poisonjr]

RAPUNZEL I WOULD HAVE JUST PUT YOU IN ANOTHER TOWER

[kaiiiii🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⭐️ IS FREE FROM ALEVELS @tblairockstar]

Keir Starmer has meeped his last meep

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

Truss looks cunty as fuck here I cant even deny it

[Modelland Survivor @MonopolyPhonic]

The last Prime Minister to complete a full term being David Cameron 11 years ago… (though he went on to also quit in his second term)

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

Sorry guys I think i scared him off

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@tblairockstar I'm ginger im gonna die @Keir_Starmer do something

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@tblairockstar I'm ginger im gonna die @Keir_Starmer do something

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

The unfortunate truth is that every American movie/show would be better (and funnier) if it included Nixon in some wacky way.

The Nice Guys understood this.

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Bret Easton Ellis talking about Pride: grumpy, alienated, doesn’t at all feel represented by that version of gay culture

Bret Easton Ellis talking about gay porn: knows all the names, controversies, who’s actually gay and who’s faking it, never ending list of favorite actors

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

Am I insane or is the first picture kinda giving this

[Cbay @notCloutbay]

Clavicular abruptly ENDS his stream after viewers kept commenting on his looksmaxxing transformation 😳

[finnie @wrstlingautism]

@nrcssius you can tell eric kripke genuinely thinks he deserves to live

[sissy sub richard nixon @nixmao]

when the cameron/miliband fic quotes a skins fanfic at the start of the chapter >>>>>

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@panoptinomenon Genuinely blowing my shit smooth off

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@lobotomizedman Awwwww

[Lesbian Columbo @Socktopus]

@nixmao Omg congrats!!!!!