Σωκράτης

Knower of Nothing, Orator, Imbiber of Poisonous Beverages

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

going through my second plague (Athens, 430 B.C.E.) brings to mind something I once said: "What a lot of things there are a man can do without."

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Everything is plainer when tweeted than when not tweeted.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tweets of your love.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

I would rather die having tweeted in my manner, than tweet in your manner and live.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to tweet of.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your tweet RT'd; the other is to get it MT'd.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Be kind, for everyone who tweets is fighting a hard battle.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Every tweet has its pleasures and its price.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Strong tweets discuss ideas, average tweets discuss events, weak tweets discuss people.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Know thytweets.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in retweeting more, but in developing the capacity to tweet less.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

I tell you that virtue is not given by tweets, but that from virtue comes tweets and every other good of man, public as well as private.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

He is richest who is content with 140 characters, for content is the wealth of Twitter

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Remember, no human condition is ever permanent. Then you will not be overjoyed in good tweeting nor too scornful in failed DMs.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Think not those faithful who praise all thy tweets and retweets, but those who kindly reprove thy DM fails.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

They are not only idle who tweet nothing, but they are idle also who might be better tweeters.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

He is a man of courage who does not run away, but remains at his post and tweets against the enemy.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

Happiness is unrepentant tweeting.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

I cannot teach anybody anything. I can only make them retweet.

[Σωκράτης @Socrates]

To find yourself, tweet for yourself.