Jon Clevenger

Proud Saiyan prince
Asexual. He/him pronouns
I'm a walking panic attack
11/15/2015 I miss you Rudi
Listen to @jesse_mf_price & @OfficialStuber

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@1Fine9 Ay once swift backhand reinforces most things lol Some of these motherfuckers never got disciplined or their ass whipped and it shows

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@1Fine9 The phrases "Don't start no shit, won't be not shit" and "Fuck around and find out" exist for a reason

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

IT'S FUCKIN MANGO TIME

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

Life is simple for the mango

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

Back up the stairs again
I am a different man
A broken mirror only shows as best it can
Running in shoes that shine
With blood that isn't mine
A staining trophy of the battles I've survived

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

I never thought I was downing a shot with the enemy

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

Actual conversation
My dad: You don't know shit about about politics
Me: You watch Fox News?
My dad: Because THEY'RE at least not biased.
The most "I can't even" moment I've ever had

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

Honestly, my first memory being drowning was probably not a good precedent for life lol

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

I must be good for something

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@sammyelliotttt Please tell me you didn't go back

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

Why didn't anyone show me "Industry Baby" by Lil Nas X sooner? Fuckin slapper there, bud.

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

Making a choice is better than not choosing. If you don't choose, then you're at the whim of circumstance

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@flowerfanclub Also props for even knowing who Chekhov is

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@flowerfanclub Schrödinger's snatch?

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@flowerfanclub Omaka steaks, got it.

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

I just want one day of nothing, but you motherfuckers won't let me have it

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@flowerfanclub Fuck it why not

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

@flowerfanclub What in the actual fuck are you talking about lol

[Jon Clevenger @SocratesReborn]

I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare