SodaCat

Professional Sleeper, Expert Cuteness Provider, Proud Owner of @MsUnreliable

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My ears are burning.

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milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilk

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omgomgomg THE HUMANS BOUGHT ME MILKCRACK FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Now I can REALLY mess up that stupid inside tree. #MilkJunkie

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A spiky green thing has appeared in my living room, and I do believe it's covered in sparkly play toys just for me.

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OMG LOUD SOUNDS, FLASHY SKY, MUST HIDE UNDER THE BED UNTIL THE BLUE SKY IS BACK! AHHHHHHH!!! #ScaredyCat

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Omnomnom tasty treats for me! Though from the look on the blonde humans face, I wasn't meant to be licking the whisk up on the kitchen bench

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And why does the blonde human keep yelling "Go ranga, go away rabbit!" What's a ranga? And what's wrong with rabbits? #ausvotes

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Why is everyone drinking so much of the smelly bubbly stuff tonight? And what's so exciting about that box with moving pictures? #ausvotes

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Damn MirrorCat, I take her down & she gets back up again. I HATE U MIRRORCAT (even though you're really, really, ridiculously good looking)

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Put the heater on humans, it's COLD in here! SOME of us need to go to the bathroom OUTDOORS and like being toasty warm when we return.

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Diggin' up the pansies, diggin' up the poppies, poopin' on them alllll

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The servants don't seem to enjoy my acrobatics displays on the balustrade. Don't know what they're worried about, I still have 9 lives!

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BRB, dreaming about being a DJ > http://twitpic.com/1g8vm6

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The servants keep calling me Margie, I'm NOT IMPRESSED! Something about my pearl collar & my meow sounding like a disapproving Marge Simpson

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Poopin' in the garden. Oh yeah, that'll teach the servants for locking me out of MY bedroom last night!

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Holy Easter-appropriate cuteness > http://bit.ly/bunruu

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Maybe if I walk around the house meowing, someone will give me more food. Yes, genius!

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I'm in your snuggie, dreaming of the jungle > http://twitpic.com/1d4523

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I overheard my servants arguing about who I like more. I have arrived.

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@plus1design Some clumping flushable stuff. I think I smell beautiful, don't know what they're complaining about!