Bunior

Yeah

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I think drake bell is the only person on the planet that can cover la camisa negra correctly which is crazy

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If I had a Time Machine I would go back and fight my dad in his prime

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Spending 18 dollars on monopoly go was the best thing I’ve done in a while

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It’s 40 fucking degrees. I could really go for a room temperature arrowhead right about now

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Imagine being a dude and unironically listening to hot mulligan.

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WD40 should make like drinks or something

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I listen to spoonman at least 9 times a day

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Hyundai went from blowing up engines to having harnesses fail. I don’t know which one is worse but I can’t wait for you assholes to come out with an unlimited mile warranty for your shitty harnesses that pay dog shit to do.

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If you think I can’t recite word for word an unusual amount of Jonas brothers songs. You must be out of your gyat damn mind

[Bunior @SodaCheeks]

The amount of times I’ve explained to people that California has castle law is astounding.

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Fellas, is it gay to toot while you receive fellatio services from your lady

[Bunior @SodaCheeks]

The old people in Palm Springs are some of the nicest and not dipshit old people I’ve ever met in my life

[Bunior @SodaCheeks]

The taliban are responsible for 50 shades of grey

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Water displacement on the 40th try. Incase you guys were wondering

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McDonald’s sprite on my balls

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Anyone who listens to kotton mouth kings, I assume that you’ve been making minimum wage for the past 10 years

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I can feel my fucking teeth right now. They have a gravitational pull to them

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How in the mother fuck does fast and furious have like 15 movies

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Listening to creed unironically right now. I can feel my power surging

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I just what learned veal is. This is my joker moment