Sofia Ramsay

Jewelry designer, metalsmith, exotic pet of New York

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Does Netflix closed caption have to include the lyrics to the background music? It feels like they’re taking my horny period drama and sprinkling a little slam poetry on top.

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My IG targeted ads are all for high-performance concealer, couples looking to adopt, and early aughts inspired party dresses. I am still a hormonal teenager and the Internet knows it.

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The characters in Station Eleven leave these cryptic notes for each other all over the post apocalyptic wilderness meanwhile my husband is like sorry I didn’t see your text

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@MyFavMurder @KarenKilgariff the masked man outside of the mayors mansion is my uncle Andy!

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Just spotted Michael Musto and Lynn Yeager bickering about parking spots in Chelsea and now I know what true love is.

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Nothing that’s worth it is ever easy

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MTA worker 1: “heads up, we got a man harassing females on this train!”
MTA worker 2: *shrugs as if to say, what do you expect?*
MTA worker 3: “I’m not doin this” *and walks away*

These ladies have seen it all and also it is Friday.

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Seeing a fellow jewelry designer reading the biography of Aileen Wuornos at a trade show was like walking in on myself in my studio making bracelets listening to @MyFavMurder

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Dreams are stupid but I had one where my friend got eyelash extensions for her baby and I said wow she looks like a paintbrush and she was like I know isn’t it cool then we went swimming in her living room

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What the hell is merit-based immigration? You must be proficient in English and have an advanced degree to move here? These things are so arbitrary and condescending. Also many Americans do not have either of these things. This is a country, not a country club.

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Just saw Rachel Dratch on the L train with her son! I attribute this sighting to having watched Wine Country on Netflix last night, making me particularly aware of her existence. Love that she was on my commute and mad as everybody else!

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“Nobody wants to hang out with somebody who’s feet hurt. You’re not gonna be fun.” -Will on why heels are a turn off.

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Sometimes you witness heartwarming moments of pure kindness between strangers and most other times you just hear a series of people clamoring to squeal over each other: EYEEEE? LITERALLYYY? JUST LIEEEK DIIIEEED!!!

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What’s worse the laughter of the group watching their friend suffer through embarrassment for no other reason than the spectacle, or the nearby screaming infants with better outfits than me?

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There are some people at this bar playing some version of truth or dare disguised as a “drinking game” they keep sending delegates away from the table to perform socially awkward tasks and then laughing at them as a group from afar and it’s ruining my life.

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Replace every vape shop with ice cream/milkshake-centric establishments

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-Subway Romance-
GF: you left me all alone last week.
BF: what are you talking about, I was still here
GF: no you weren’t even in the city.
BF: I was in Queens!
Then they managed to make out while I was still sitting between them.

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Shout out to @jeweljk for being woke when I was 9 and impressionable and emo didn’t exist yet

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@MyFavMurder behold this snappy jingle that is known to everyone who grew up in Connecticut in the 90s:

Original Foxwoods Resort Casino "The Wonder of It All" https://t.co/MdI2Wf5DPf

#meetmeatfoxwoods

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Only the invasive algorithms of @Spotify could craft me a playlist with both Donna Summer and Tori Amos #20ninescene