Softball Wonka

You're so good.

[Softball Wonka @SoftballWonka]

Oh, you thought you ran out a single? Scream SAFE another 7 times to the ump, I’m sure he’ll change his mind.

[Softball Wonka @SoftballWonka]

Oh you struck out 5 of your last 6 at bats? Please keep reminding us that you hit a homerun in little league.

(Forgetting to tell us it was on 6 overthrows and your dad does the team score book.)

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Oh you wear a mask in the outfield? Necessary.

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Oh you’re mad about a hit that was called an error? Have your dad call coach on their day off, I’m sure it’s bothering them too.

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Oh you watched 3 straight strikes? Way to work the count slugger.

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Coach told you to stay active this weekend? That means watching softball on tv right?

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Oh your dad finds any reason to email coach? I’m sure that’ll help with playing time.

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Oh, you’re 0-for-your 6 at bats? Please tell me again how you should be clean up.

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Oh, you’ve mastered the launch angle? Don’t worry those infield pop flys will start falling in one day

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Coaches when you finally get the sign right

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Oh, you don’t like your coach? You’re on your 4th coach in 4 years and you didn’t like any of them either... must be the coach

[Softball Wonka @SoftballWonka]

Oh, you pitch every game on your summer team and walk 12 batters a game? Def not a coincidence that your dad’s the coach.

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Golden sombrero=4 strikeouts in 1 game

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Oh, you’re the only one on your team who never carries equipment?

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Batter:
**watches strike 1 on the plate*
**watches strike 2 on the plate*
**watches strike 3 off the plate- yells at umpire that it was WAY outside- dad yells that the ump is “taking the bat out of her hands”

Me:

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Oh, you don’t like the new obstruction rule?

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Oh, you didn’t start as a freshman? Time to start up the transfer paperwork

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Oh, you got cut from your summer team? Guess it’s time for dad to start a new team. But this ones going to be “different”

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No one: Straight outfielder: Omg thanks for asking. Yes, its a new bow. Has 3 layers, and glitter.

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Oh, you got the new Ghost bat? I don’t think that’s what the fans meant when they were yelling “Boo!”