Reed White

Scrolling Advocate | Jam bands, yes | Just want ways to talk about life

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

Air ball from long

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@beerbellymedia_ Love this

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

About to get a massage after a long day. How do I subtly ask for a happy ending? Please #LANK

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@HossAnderson332 @chip_dawson2 @Jack_Daniel289 seems right

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

Fuck, I’m such a loser. I need a wife. #chudmax

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

Need more good ones like this #fightingblackfatigue

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@BorisDiaw67 Getting ready to talk to some fresh graduates #gradpartyseason

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@hard_wood12 Not at all, feeling the aftermath now

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

Why not… let’s have a night

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@BagathonRichard It’s what I consider productive but not everyone agrees.

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

“Productive” Friday for Reed, wake up at 9, scroll till 10:30-11, go to the gym (maybe 45 min), come back home do nothing till 4:30, start drinking at my buddies house and shoot shots at random girls on snap till I black out. #happyfuckingfriday

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

Little brother just broke up with his girlfriend using a ChatGPT prompt. Could definitely see myself using this in the future.

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@Jack_Daniel289 Facts man. #hotpink

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

What’s worse pregnancy scare or dox scare? #thinking

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

@BorisDiaw67 Had to change it up

[Reed White @SoftRWhite]

You think anyone’s gonna be able to tell it’s me? #soback