Funny tweets

Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. That's my philosophy.

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Hey !
Go follow this guy @Olympicass for tons of sexy Olympics pics ! :D

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Hey guys!
I found a new tumblr, http://t.co/6WQo7CZh
That's much more relaxing that the olympics! :D

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My fat ass will be critiquing Olympic athletes, who have trained their whole lives, from my couch.

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Rain. Official Sponsor of the London 2012 Olympics.

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I really don't need the Olympics reminding me of how lazy I am.

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I bet Jesus would have instagrammed a lot of pics of wine.

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I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise.

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Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!

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Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match.

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that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie.

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Blind people think women's tennis is porn.

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Instead of yelling, I just say "Caps Lock" and then speak at a normal volume.

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Hired a violent monkey to beat up my enemies. I call him Injurious George.

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Invite everyone you know over for dinner. Set the table really fancy. Serve 6 courses that are just mayonnaise in different bowls/plates.

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#100thingsaboutme I'm not a potato.

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#101thingsaboutme I don't like the number 100.

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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

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My smart phone has a lot of capabilities, but none as valuable as being able to pretend I’m on it when I run into someone I know in public.