Soil Yourself • AG Memes & More

Daily dose of relatable humor and memes about the farmers' AG life.

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The bluff you shouldn’t call

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What kind of music do farm tractors listen to?

Heavy machinery rock!

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What do you get when you cross a tractor with a GPS?

A well-plowed path!

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What do you call a farm animal with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!

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How does a farmer fix a broken fence?

With a nuts and bolts diet!

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What do you call a farm animal that works out?

Beefy and strong!

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Why did the chicken go to the farmer's market?

To get to the other side dishes!

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Why do farmers love accordion music?

It reminds them of their squeeze vegetables!

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What's the loudest farm animal?

A cow-speaker!

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How do you keep a pig from charging at you?

Take away its credit card!

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa!

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Why do cows love technology?

They love to surf the Moo-net!

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Why did the farmer make reading glasses out of straw?

Because hay can see better now!

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

A chicken sees the salad!

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Why don't farmers use calendars to plan their work?

Because they're outstanding in their field, not their office!

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What kind of fertilizer do successful farmers use?

High-steaks compost!

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Did you hear about the farmer who got a job at a bank?

He's an expert in growing interest!

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What do you call a cow that's jumped the fence?

Udderly courageous!

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What did the farmer say after his dog chased a rabbit into the cabbage patch?

Looks like the hare is in my lettuce now!