Southern Indiana Bear

I swam the Ohio & spent summer 2016 wandering Indiana's Knobstone Escarpment. Now, I’m a single parent after my sow ran off with a grizzly. #keeptheINbearsafe

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

@HoosierHiking @ShawneeNF Looks like I need a vacation. I heard The Garden of The Gods is pretty cool.

[HikingHoosier @HoosierHiking]

I know Southern Illinois and the @ShawneeNF is pretty, but can you tell your friends to head this way @SoINBear?
https://t.co/xGoPQNVgkM

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

I thought I was craving a tuna sandwich with pickles, onions, and peanut butter.

But I just discovered I’m not. <puke>

<lip-smack> But, maybe, it was the rye bread <retch>

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

This Team Feeble or Team Evil election has me feeling like an anarchist. Not the punk rock kind with leather and combat boots… more like the classical kind—espoused by Ronald Reagan. #PoliticalHumor #Anarchy #Reagan #2024Election #PresidentialElection2024

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

OK, if 100 people put $100 each in my PayPal account within the next 3 minutes I’ll give you all the sun back. 

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

I predict that if Purdue wins their Final Four game, Bobby Knight will roll over in his grave and make the sun disappear on Monday!

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

These guys not only wanted my autograph but insisted on a selfie.

Shoutout to my new buddies!

#ThePriceOfFame

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

Why do I always get blamed for pie theft?

Species Profiling!

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

#GotArrestedFor Illegal Pie Acquisition.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

Dance with me‼️

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

The moment you discover “Taco Cat” is a palindrome.

I should paws a meow-ment, this taco has 9 lives and bad luck hot sauce. Eating this is a pure-plexing predicament with unbearable consequences. I’ll not make a fur-midable mistake and avoid cat-astophic indigestion.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

@mass_ave My phone fell into the Muscatatuck River and AT&T won’t accept acorns. So, I had to wait till a hunter “dropped“ one and I “accidentally” picked it up.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

@KirkFreemanLaw Oo! Let’s pop one open! It’s almost the weekend!

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

Hey there!

Guess what? I have a confession to make... I'm a HAM!

I recently dug out my old HAM handhelds, and I've been daydreaming about upgrading the mobile rig in my 2009 Hyundai Santa Fe.

Do you have any thoughts or suggestions?
73’s

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

@mass_ave never mind, I just found one.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

@mass_ave Nice! Can you order me a breaded pork tenderloin sandwich?

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

@jimferguson I never thought of that! But, a perfect image.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

Dude, that's tree-mendous indeed!

Thanks for posting this whimsical Flash Mob setup by my gal Ursine. Her dream is to become a Social Media Influencer and needs all the free publicity she can get.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

American black bears regularly climb trees to feed, escape enemies and hibernate.

Four of the eight modern bear species are habitually arboreal. This photo perfectly captures the essence of this relationship with trees.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

You know you're a bear when your morning breath smells like a salmon stream.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.