🍉 Apollo 🍉

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

My favourite thing is people doing something creative and posting it online only to discover that they're colourblind and genuinely didn't know the colour of something

[potiguar futebol club @punishedkillah]

Pra quem não sabe: Taurus é a positivo das armas

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️📡 @butchbatnix]

on a full bus and a trans woman gets on, immediately locks eyes with me for a moment, and shuffles over to sit next to me instead of one of the other strangers. omg this is such solidarity i might tear up

[Chief Mackenzie Bock 🦇 @GothamChief]

“Had I known one human's death would pain you so, I would have killed more” is an all time line for a villain

[reese 🇪🇹 ☆ | wha mondays @fuedalreese]

my brother is not a real person he went to the library with my mom and came back all upset and i was like what happened and he said the library's copies of witch hat atelier were checked out. and i was like...you could just...read mine...

[Kukurbito @LimpSpectre]

I made a girl really angry by not wanting to swap classes with her in uni. For a whole semester whenever she'd see me she'd intentionally bump into me, stomp on my feet, she'd even yank my headphones out... She was also tiny which made it even more annoying

[sc @yurihustle]

last night my sister mentioned shinobu while talking about demon slayer with her friend over the phone so i started showing her pictures of shinobu oshino on my phone and she went "*gasp*.... my brother is a....... what was it...?..... a........... uhhh....."

[Johann @Yohan167]

confissao aq, minha vida nunca mais foi mesma dps q chupei a teta da menina e ela sussurou "bom menino" no meu ouvido, bglh sinistro

[misa ࿇ @forxureyesonly]

honestly the fact that you even can kill soulsborne bosses at all is funny to me. like, nice job ripping holes in spacetime and channeling deep-space cosmic radiation into a beam attack, unfortunately for you however i have uhhhhhh sharp piece of metal

[Eva 🏳️‍⚧️ @evaevelice]

ta com medo dela vei?

[KJGD | fudgesquared//DKTRPEACE @insanenredacted]

Genuine question what was the point of the netflix deal. Shows free on YouTube and netflix never got the episodes early. In fact they got them pretty late

[julia @julhaagulha]

ai seu namorado te manda uma figurinha ridicula nova e voce ja sabe ate qual amigo besta dele que mandou

[🧍 @ivylokii]

he's making stupid jokes... his life is falling apart and he's making stupid jokes

[shelley zedkitty🔞(adults only) @SZedkitty]

it’s really ironic my parents say that hrt injections are dangerous and they wanna protect me from that, but when i was a kid they genuinely considered putting me on testosterone injections when they noticed i was a late bloomer.

[bruna hime • Tarot @himebruna]

odeio o tópico Meu Namorado Deu Carona Pra Amiga pq o dia que eu me incomodar do meu namorado ajudar uma mulher a não voltar sozinha pra casa pode me internar que eu fiquei doida, tanto crime acontecendo e vcs preocupadas com chifre e não de ajudar uma mulher chegar bem em casa

[💖Epic Edster💖 @Epic_Edster]

she needs attention!

[Marnie🫶🇪🇪 #Chronoverso #NovaCraft VeOn💨🌊 @Marnie_TeamYell]

isso nn pd gerar processo nn? pqp

[Zappyz⚢ @Zappyz_]

Fucked around on a popular indie game's discord I think i just canonized a character as lesbian on accident