Solid CFO

Alla ricerca della Sprezzatura.

[Solid CFO @SolidCFO]

Para entender el triunfo arrasador de Morena, primero debemos aceptar que el mexicano promedio desprecia profundamente las más elementales reglas de civilidad.

Y este desprecio está al centro de su razón de existir.

Y por eso prefiere a otros como él.

Vía @alarcondibujos

[Princi @Prvnsi]

Por fin se va este hijo de las mil putas, custodio del bienestar y vigor del wokeismo por encima de la justicia para miles de víctimas de predadores musulmanes, de la unidad nacional y de la prevalencia del espíritu británico. Una verdadera escoria de la política contemporánea.

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@albornoz_mx @eltuitermaster Pero cómo carajos te vas a llamar Alirio?

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@CrusaderGoalie @Falba12 Un pinche carterista!!

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@albornoz_mx @CrusaderGoalie La mejor red social del mundo™️

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@PatoCulto De lo mejor de Norm

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@pablo_majluf @Vivianolala “Trailblazing Technocrat”. Ajá.

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@CartonCalderon @isaacrrr7 David Lee Roth

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@macariomx @AliasCane M*A*S*H y los Tigres Voladores de Papi Boyinton

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Cumplió la Lic. Nilles, @albornoz_mx

[DuckDuckGo @DuckDuckGo]

@washingtonpost Happy match day! ⚽️
https://t.co/OZr2BN5sJk

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@CartonCalderon “Mr. Confucius checks his sand”

“Beckenbauer a bit of a surprise there”

😂😂😂😂😂

Enormes los Monty Python

[mert @mert]

"ive been in office for 13 years and our yearly budget is 7 trillion but we can't help children unless we steal from the guy doing spaceflight"

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Sí, è vero 😵‍💫

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@macariomx “She is a very scared woman”

[Rush @rushtheband]

Thank you for making this week so effin’ amazing! For embracing Anika, Loren so profoundly. Aimee Mann for joining us on Time Stand Still in tribute to Neil. To you, our fans, your steadfast support is what has made this a reality. Forever grateful! 📸: rosshalfin

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@BlairMcNally1 Tacos Orinoco! I am from CDMX and they are in my top three.

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@KevinNguyen_89 @PatoCulto Nooooo la Huichol 😩😩😩

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@PatoCulto Yoré