Hilariously Serious

I can be funny, but i can also be serious.

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Warm beer<<<

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I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shines ain't always gonna be gold.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish I had more to drink.

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It's also very hard to type.

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Never try putting on a pair of pants while drunk.

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I'm drunk you guys.

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I just want to see you, but I feel like you're avoiding me.

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These battle scars don't look like they're fading, don't look like they're ever going away. They ain't never going to change. #np

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I've been back from vacation for two days and I already need to get away again.

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I wish I could tell you that I like you. It's just not that easy.

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Have you ever been so close to the edge that absolutely anything that someone says could push you off?

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Maybe if I was skinny people would like me.

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When you love someone, but they won't talk to you after you've messed up too bad.

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I don't want commitment, I just want someone to go on stupid dates and do stupid shit with.

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I just want someone that I can call mine. I'm tired of being single because no one likes me.

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One of the best feelings: Walking into shade after squinting in the sun on a hot summer day.

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If you're looking for a better future, then make things better in the present.

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@TaamiiGuzmaan Doing swell, and yourself?

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Thoughts are the only things that have full freedom, so don't let anyone tell you what to think

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You have to remember, acting like a kid isn't always a bad thing.