Solipsist Subway

If the bread is soaking wet, but life isn’t real, is the bread really wet?

[Solipsist Subway @SolipsistSubway]

@SUBWAY Between dismantling the absurdity of reality and expanding the phaneron, I am doing to much, but much like Subway, I do it for the greater good.

...and that triangle cheese.
#trianglecheese

[Solipsist Subway @SolipsistSubway]

@SUBWAY 1. The world isn’t actually real
2. All territory has been explored and ruined by the white man
3. March 1st? March is the 3rd month of the year. Triangles have 3 sides...

Subway is in the Illuminati

...but doritos are okay.
Keep up the good work @Doritos

[Solipsist Subway @SolipsistSubway]

God is a lie.
Life isn’t real.
I’ll see you at Subway,
For a $5 meal.