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[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Another big running back deal: three-time Pro-Bowl RB Jonathan Taylor and the Colts reached agreement today on a two-year, $44 million extension worth up to $47 million that includes $39 million guaranteed, per @rapsheet and me.

Taylor’s agent Malki Kawa of @FirstRoundMgmt and the Colts now have finalized the deal, giving Taylor the largest third contract any running back has received.

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[Cosita Rica✨ @galacticbae__]

I’m no longer looking for love, I’m looking for insider information on publicly traded companies.

[fisayo @fisayorhd]

shorties will tell you how weird a ngga is and whole time he cracked😩

[elton @eltoowavy]

twitter is so relatable that i barely have to tweet😭

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Does anyone else with ADHD avoid opening a message because the moment you read it, it becomes a responsibility?

[mogul @sramzzad]

Nigga be going through real shit in real life and all a hoe worried bout is why you ain’t text back. mane, hoe, scram.

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

I’m too wrapped up in improving my own life to criticize yours

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

i ain’t even tryna crack fr i just want sum company without stress

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

women don’t care if you ate or got shot.. long as you wasn’t wit a bitch

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

You are not a baddie. You’re just half naked and niggas are horny

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga spend too much time tryna change bitches instead of changing bitches

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Pussy be currency to niggas who ain’t really getting no money

[Alexis ♓︎ @AlexisSinnnn]

NFL Sundays I’ll be so happy when you return

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

I respect ass but how did we as a society ever put it over boobs?

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

don’t come to my house when you’re sharing your location with 37 people.

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

When someone tries to tell me I have too much Bitcoin and I should diversify

[Wealth Squad Chris @Chrissssjohnson]

Reading a good book is basically a software update